Real bad dog breath. That is how my 2008 started. My dog. Staring at me. Breathing her, I've licked parts of my body you don't want to know about breath, at my face. Apparently my dog did not get the memo that I had a whole bottle of Pinot Gris last night and she was to let me sleep in. Or most likely if I know her, she got the memo and simply chose to ignore it. Bitch(literally). I needed to get up anyway. See the NHL had this great idea to force(I mean give an opportunity) to two teams to play old time pond hockey(outside)...in Buffalo, New York. It started at 10am my time. So up I got to let dragon breath out to the bathroom and to watch the overpaid athletes suffer in the miserable Buffalo weather. They had been hyping this thing for weeks. The players looked miserable the whole time and whenever they interviewed the players and asked them how they liked it they said stuff like “it's unbelievable.” The network tried to spin that in a positive way but you knew that … [Read more...]