Exciting news! I figured out who could play the role of Peabody if they ever decided to make the world's most boring movie about my life. Jessica Simpson. You know, because she is sooooo fat now. Mooo. Mooo. Mooo. I find it amazing that in today's world where thousands and thousands of people are losing their jobs weekly, some of whom I know, every magazine right now seems to only care about how fat Jessica has gotten. Are you kidding me? This just really says a lot about our society. A lot. Oh I will be the first to admit that the outfit that she chose was beyond horrid. I mean, it was no bleach stained green sweatpants that I like to don, but still. Not flattering. But going on and on about how fat she is makes me feel bad for her. Now I know you will say that it's her job to look great. But quite honestly, she is gorgeous enough that a little extra padding doesn't make her any less beautiful to me. But it does to everyone else. Though, the good news is that the guys on my … [Read more...]