No doubt you've often asked yourself, if I were a Spice Girl, who would I be? I'm sure not a day goes by without you thinking about that. ;) I'd like to be Sporty Spice but that one has been taken. I can be Scary but usually just in the morning. I can be a Baby if I don't get my way. Posh, um...no. I think the last one was Sexy spice...can I be sexy in those green sweat pants? I am thinking no. So that leaves me with Sarcastic Spice. Yes, I think that is the Spice Girl that best describes me. Of course then there is the problem with the whole I can't actually sing thing. I mean, I can sing. I just sound like I am beating a cat to death when I open my mouth to sing. I can actually make my dog leave the room when I sing (note to you...don't ever take me to karaoke). And dance moves. Let's just say that until they make the bobbing slug a pop star dance move, I am screwed in this area. Not familiar with the bobbing slug? I bet you are. You know, your feet are planted firmly on the … [Read more...]