Exciting news! I figured out who could play the role of Peabody if they ever decided to make the world's most boring movie about my life. Jessica Simpson. You know, because she is sooooo fat now. Mooo. Mooo. Mooo. I find it amazing that in today's world where thousands and thousands of people are losing their jobs weekly, some of whom I know, every magazine right now seems to only care about how fat Jessica has gotten. Are you kidding me? This just really says a lot about our society. A lot. Oh I will be the first to admit that the outfit that she chose was beyond horrid. I mean, it was no bleach stained green sweatpants that I like to don, but still. Not flattering. But going on and on about how fat she is makes me feel bad for her. Now I know you will say that it's her job to look great. But quite honestly, she is gorgeous enough that a little extra padding doesn't make her any less beautiful to me. But it does to everyone else. Though, the good news is that the guys on my … [Read more...]
The role of Peabody will be played by…
Sometimes I get little polls sent to me on email or via Facebook. They ask questions, sometimes silly ones, about your life so that people can get to know you better. I am always stumped by the question, “what actress would play you in a movie about your life?” First off, if someone made a movie about my life it would either A. Go straight to DVD. Or B. Become a made for TV movie on either Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel. So that really cuts down on my actress choice. Because really, does Kate Winslet want to be in a made for TV movie, I think not. And though if I were picking a body to play me I would choose Kate Winslet, the reality is (other than she looks nothing like me) is that as lovely as she is as a person, she is not quirky enough to play me. Let's face it, I really need someone who is a little off center. In a face recognition program I match up with Hayden Panettiere (the cheerleader from Heros), she would so have to pack on some serious pounds ala Renee Zellweger … [Read more...]
Teenagers…you can’t kill em, or you go to jail…
I was trotting along on the elliptical today doing my best to zone out and to trick my body to not thinking it's legs are just going around and around and not actually going anywhere(which how in the heck do those Biggest Loser people do this crap for 8 hours a day?), when in they came again. Teenagers. Apparently our local high school must not have a gym. Well, I think they have a gym, I don't think they have a weight room. So they bus them to the gym, always at the time I am working out. They don't come everyday and to be honest I can't figure out their schedule to save my life. I have learned to show up a couple minutes early or there will be no machine available. A woman walks around with a clipboard. The minute she is gone (the gym has an upstairs and a downstairs) they go back to doing nothing. They just stand on the equipment texting away. The girls usually pretend to be doing cardio and the guys pretend to be doing weights. Except this kid who comes out in his street clothes … [Read more...]
