Ah, the little white lie. Chances are you said one in your lifetime. If you're married (especially for a long time) you might say one once a day. :P Now we are all taught not to lie. Your parents teach you that. I am sure Barney the Purple Dinosaur probably has a song about not lying. Sesame Street taught me that. And the ABC after school specials did as well. But as I got older I realized that they same parents who taught me not to lie, were (wait for it) liars themselves (oh the horror). Case in point. My bunny (no, not the one I have now). Growing up I had several bunnies. The first one I ever had was an outdoor one in a hutch. One day when I woke up and my parents had that serious look on their face. I quickly scanned my head thinking ah shit, what did I do now, but then quickly remember that I was indeed the perfect child, so no worries there. ;) They sat me down to let me know that my rabbit had run away. I being the inquisitive little sucker that I am, relentlessly … [Read more...]
Version 2.0….
So ironically the same night I posted the cupcakes, When Harry Met Sally came on TBS or some channel like that. So of course, I watched it. And while watching it, something struck a cord...hard. Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends. Sally Albright: Why not? Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry Burns: No you don't. Sally Albright: Yes I do. Harry Burns: No you don't. Sally Albright: Yes I do. Harry Burns: You only think you do. Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you. Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too. Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too. Sally Albright: How do you know? Harry … [Read more...]
High Maintenance…
Way back in the day some of you might remember a little movie called When Harry Met Sally. And while the movie has many a memorable moment or two (never fake an orgasm ladies, make the man work harder ;) ),the one we will be discussing today is the idea that women fall into two categories, low or high maintenance. Personally, I think all women are high maintenance. I can get away with saying that since I am one. :P Now before you go off and say, but I'm not high maintenance (you probably soooo are, everyone who says that is usually the worst), I'm not saying that you are a demanding bitch. But I can assure you that at some level, all women (and some men) are high maintenance. I'm a pretty laid back person. I get along with most people. Heck, I am just coming from a senior citizen potluck that they have at my gym (I rehab my injuries in the senior classes). But there are some aspects in my life where I am super high maintenance. We wont go into that since it's best you all have a … [Read more...]
