As much as I am a holiday lover, I'm not really into St. Patrick's Day. It's yet just another excuse for people to drink. Now, I am all for drinking, but I don't need a day in the year as an excuse to drink. Need an excuse? Use mine. Won my hockey game. Lost my hockey game. A drink for every bruise I got in the hockey game. A drink for every time I mess up in the hockey game (though this is not wise because I usually pass out from how much I end up drinking). :D Need to avoid doing laundry. Need to avoid folding laundry. Stressed because I have no clean laundry. I wasn't killed by a giant orca at SeaWorld today. Taxes. This covers you from January to April 15th. Stress from work. Stress from not having work. Want to see how many free beers I can get. The mail got delivered. With excuses like those, I don't need a special day of the year to drink. First off, I'm not Irish. When they have a Scottish-Canadian holiday I'll be all over that. But I'm not Irish, and I'm not … [Read more...]
