I think of all the fruits, bananas are the meanest. They mock. Often. First off, let's just get it out of the way, they mock the male anatomy. The banana is used a lot to represent the male penis (about as well as Barbie represents the average female). And I am quite sure there has been many a time when a man has been peeling a banana and thinking to himself...I wish. And even more mocking is when the girlfriend/wife is thinking I wish too. ;) But the real mocking that most of us relate to of course is the too many bananas mock. I personally fall into the Costco banana trap every time I go. I think, will I be able to use 15 bananas before they go bad? And though I know the answer is NO, I still buy because it's such a good price. And before you say...oh you can freeze them, yeah, I think half my freezer is bananas. So no go there. So there they sit. And mock. Mock me from the counter. Daring me to figure out how to use them as my husband respectfully requests no more banana … [Read more...]