I was at Costco the other day standing in line. The man in front of me had a large bouquet of red roses. The man that was in front of him in line turned around and asked him how much the flowers were. His reply, "I don't know. Whatever the price of I totally f*$#ed up is...I didn't check the price, it doesn't matter at this point." Ah yes, the I totally messed up, not even sure why, but boy is my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/person I have and want to continue to have sex with mad at me, please forgive me, flowers. Now I'm not totally sure what the man did. But it had to be bad enough that he wasn't really caring what they cost but not too bad because he was after all buying them at Costco and not having them sent. Just an FYI, most girls like their flowers sent. Especially to work. Where everyone can see them. Just saying. Poor men never know quite what to get/do when they screw up. For anniversaries they have a guide. It's a stupid guide, but a guide nonetheless. And let's face … [Read more...]