Turtle Caramel Corn…or as I like to call it, revenge on my dentist

I made caramel corn to rebel against my dentist. He’s annoying me as he is making me live out a Seinfeld episode. Maybe you saw it? The one where George goes to break up with a girl and she refuses to let him. Ironically I had that happen in my dating life. I broke up with a guy four times and each time he would say we weren’t broken up. He would tell me I’m not thinking clearly, I must be getting sick. That when I felt better we would discuss it then. This went on for like two weeks. So finally I made one of my hockey player friends, who just happened to look like a bouncer, kindly let him know I wasn’t dating him. Anyway, what does this have to do with the dentist? I have TMJ. I’m a clincher, at night apparently. So my dentist tells me that we are going to do a bite adjustment, which they did. I needed more done. So he says I will either get a night guard or veneers. Which right away I say night guard. He tells me of course that he recommends the veneers (at $1200 apiece … [Read more...]

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