To look at my dog you would think, what a sweet looking puppy. But don’t let her looks fool you. There lies underneath all the cuteness, the heart of a ruthless killer. Day in and day out my dog tries to kill me. I’m not totally sure why, as if she offs me, there is no one to put food in her dish. I’m sure her thought is that if she offs me, then she gets all the people food. Only problem is that people food is in the cupboards and refrigerator and well….opposable thumbs anyone? Something she seems to forget she needs those. Lucky for me, as a professional killer, she kinda sucks. Well, not kinda, she really sucks. Because if she were any good at it, well, I’d be dead. And so far, I am not (that I know of, life has been weird lately, maybe I am and don’t know it?) While making this pound cake, crazy cocker spaniel had yet another failed attempt to kill me. While moving a bowl of sifted powdered sugar around the kitchen, she did her (as well as many other killer dogs) … [Read more...]