Dear Santa, I know what you are going to say. I haven’t been on my best behavior as of late. I will not confirm nor deny that I dragged the trash throughout the house to get the paper towel covered in bacon grease. I will not confirm nor deny that I licked a batch of cookies when a certain person wasn’t looking. I will not confirm or deny that peed at my grandma’s house at Thanksgiving which I have never ever peed inside before ever. I will not confirm nor deny that I lunge at people’s hands in order to catch them off guard and they drop food and I just happen to pick that up for them with my mouth. I will not confirm nor deny that I roll in the clean laundry pile before it is folded. I will not confirm nor deny that I went on a hunger strike because I became a snob over food choices. I will not confirm or deny that I keep scratching up mom’s dining room chairs while begging for food which I know I am not supposed to do. Despite all that…look into my eyes. … [Read more...]