I know what you are going to say. I haven’t been on my best behavior as of late. I will not confirm nor deny that I dragged the trash throughout the house to get the paper towel covered in bacon grease.
I will not confirm nor deny that I licked a batch of cookies when a certain person wasn’t looking.
I will not confirm or deny that peed at my grandma’s house at Thanksgiving which I have never ever peed inside before ever.
I will not confirm nor deny that I lunge at people’s hands in order to catch them off guard and they drop food and I just happen to pick that up for them with my mouth.
I will not confirm nor deny that I roll in the clean laundry pile before it is folded.
I will not confirm nor deny that I went on a hunger strike because I became a snob over food choices.
I will not confirm or deny that I keep scratching up mom’s dining room chairs while begging for food which I know I am not supposed to do.
Despite all that…look into my eyes. You know you can’t resist those Santa. Please bring me chicken strip treats and a subscription to the bacon of the month club.
Love and slobbery kisses,
Crazy Cocker Spaniel