I really can’t make fun of the made for TV Lifetime movies anymore that I end up watching when I have insomnia or am sick stuck on the couch and the remote has fallen to the floor. For in a way my life could end up as the movie of the week or better yet ABC Family’s Cutting Edge 4 (I think they are at 4)…yeah I like that idea better. Cutting Edge 4: Getting Defensive. Yeah, that has some ring to it…hey ABC Family…hit me up. :) Why the title? Well as most of you guessed (minus the person who thought we were twins) that is my boyfriend. We play defense together and have for a long while together. Since no one gets a real name but me on this blog we shall from this point on call him MDP…short for my defensive partner. Not clever I know. MPD eats everything btw, even green algae smoothies. John Hughes would be proud in the fact that we were friends for a REALLY long time (knowing each other 8 years) and best of friends for quite a while. If you ever watched Some Kind of … [Read more...]
You better not pout…
Cheer up Crazy Cocker Spaniel or you will get coal in your stocking instead of chicken strips. :) And in case you were wondering it isn't easy to wrap a cocker spaniel in paper but I am going to guess it's much easier than a cat! Two more days! … [Read more...]
Furbaby Friday….Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I know what you are going to say. I haven’t been on my best behavior as of late. I will not confirm nor deny that I dragged the trash throughout the house to get the paper towel covered in bacon grease. I will not confirm nor deny that I licked a batch of cookies when a certain person wasn’t looking. I will not confirm or deny that peed at my grandma’s house at Thanksgiving which I have never ever peed inside before ever. I will not confirm nor deny that I lunge at people’s hands in order to catch them off guard and they drop food and I just happen to pick that up for them with my mouth. I will not confirm nor deny that I roll in the clean laundry pile before it is folded. I will not confirm nor deny that I went on a hunger strike because I became a snob over food choices. I will not confirm or deny that I keep scratching up mom’s dining room chairs while begging for food which I know I am not supposed to do. Despite all that…look into my eyes. … [Read more...]
Then we are at an inpasse…furbaby friday
Crazy Cocker Spaniel and I are at an inpasse, unlucky for her is that she will lose this battle of wits....not to the death though. :) See CCS is on a food strike of sorts, it happens every time we go to her "grandma's" or grandma comes to us. See grandma is nice and sprinkles chicken breast, turkey breast, etc on her food each meal. I do not. After awhile of this CCS wont even eat the food at the bottom. Which is how we ended up when we left on Saturday. Except she isn't eating period. I would like to say I think she was doing a Thanksgiving cleanse, but I'm pretty sure that she is trying to hold out. Hoping and praying that grandma will walk through that door any minute. Sorry dog. She usually breaks down by the end of the night and eats her breakfast bowl but then if you put more out back on strike she goes. So there she sits and mopes my poor abused dog. No treat in site. I'm sure you all feel sorry for her. … [Read more...]
