“Dear Peabody- Ever consider becoming a super hero? -R” Surely this is something I ponder on a daily basis, as I am sure you my readers do as well. The short answer of course is no. Superheroes seem to think that Spanx is something you wear as an outfit and not as something you try and get your stomach at bay with. Besides all the real cool Superheroes are taken already. I mean the Wonder Twins…who doesn’t want to turn into ice? Or an osprey? Which I had to look that up as a kid to really know what the heck it was. So not only were they super, they were educational as well. Or how about Aquaman? Swim and then call animals to do things for you, as you yourself have no real powers. Nowadays the only job he could get is working for the Dog Whisperer. I’m not quite sure what my Superpower would be for that matter. Do you get to pick? My guess is no, because I would think that the Wonder Twins and Aquaman would have chosen differently, or at least I would hope so. … [Read more...]