So I was thinking I need a fundraiser for my blog. So I think I am going to get married ala Kim Kardashian style. I highly doubt that I can get the E! Network to sponsor that. Number one my intelligence level is too high for them, and number 2 I’m simply not that exciting. Not that I think the Kardashians are exciting. It’s one of the shows I feel dumber just watching a few minutes of. I’m not judging, I felt that way about the first two seasons of The Girls Next Door and watched that show (hangs head in shame). Anyway, I figure I need to find me an NHL player. I wanted to marry Cal Clutterbuck of the Wild just because of his last name, but he up and got married on me so there went that plan. I figure if I am going to make super bank like Kim I need to marry Sidney Crosby or somebody who can get butts in the seats. But I don’t think my odds are too good with that. So I will go for Danny Briere who has been divorced long enough now that maybe he is ready to fake settle down … [Read more...]