Lately I have had a few friends with teenagers wanting to kill them. I usually advise not to kill them, but to simply injure them instead. Far less jail time, and hey, you never know your kid might grow up into someone you eventually can tolerate. If you are insisting on the hurting your teenager route, might I suggest that you turn to the government to help. Idea number one is to promise your child a trip to wherever they have wanted to go (within reason of course) then before you get on through TSA, be sure to plant something on your child. Point out that you fear said teenager has something on them. They get a roughing up and you miss your flight. Double bonus for you. Or idea number two, turn in your teenager as a terrorist. He’ll get a little talking to that might be what you are looking for. When they find out he is not and come after you, claim you thought Farmville was code for something else. Playing dumb is the way to go. :P I of course recommend neither of those … [Read more...]
To the pain…
You asked for it….
Because I like most of you (well, not all of you, but I won’t say your name :P ) I have taken many of your suggestions to heart…if we don’t count the numerous request for baked goods being sent to your homes. And of course the strangest request I ever got is also not being granted. ;) I get a lot of email asking me where my RSS Feed Button is…exit stage right (or look over to your right). For reference, if any of the websites you read don’t have this option, it is because like me they know you can add an RSS Feed from your tool bar in both IE and Safari. Of course I didn’t know this until my beloved ex-husband computer programmer extaordinare pointed it out to me. Just know that it’s there in your upper right hand corner and you can add what websites you like to your list. But I have a button now to save you the trouble of having to email me. The other oddly requested item is a donate button for Pay Pal. So there it is. Feel free to buy me a bag of flour or a beer. … [Read more...]
